This is a very strange world. Innocent people are thought to be mad but nobody thinks the real culprits are mad. Adolf Hitler killed many people -- but nobody thought that he was mad while he ruled Germany. Politicians, power-addicted people, money-mad people -- nobody thinks that they are mad. But if somebody sitting under a tree starts laughing for no reason at all you think he is mad. He is not doing any harm to anybody. And he may have some reason to laugh which may not be apparent to you. And, finally, what is WRONG if somebody laughs without any reason? Why is a reason needed to […]
Gurudas, I RATHER ENJOY IT! Moreover, I have to do something, and this is the only thing that one can go on doing forever and forever. JESUS WAS BORED so he went to God his father and asked him, "Dad, give me something to do, I am bored! " "Take a file and smooth the top of the Himalayas," said God. After 7,000 years Jesus came back again. "And now what can I do?" he asked God again. God gave him a spoon and told him to empty the Indian Ocean. After 7,000 years, he was back again. "It's done... and now?" he asked God. Tired, God looked at him and said, "Listen, Jesus, go down to Earth and […]
IN LENINGRAD, in Soviet Russia, the Jehovah's Witnesses have been allowed to build their own special church called The Kingdom Hall. At the first service, there is a lot of hooting, shouting, fainting, preaching and sermonizing before the service finally comes to an end. Perspiring, old Grandma Botovitch, shuffles up to the front of The Kingdom Hall. She prostrates herself under a huge statue of Jesus nailed to the cross, and then lifts her head and plants a big wet kiss on Christ's feet. Officer Molotov, of the KGB, has been watching Grandma Botovitch closely from behind a curtain. He […]
A Jewish Swami, Swami Anand Goldstein, takes a gorgeous ma out to dinner. They go to the most expensive restaurant in Poona and feast on Italian spaghetti, Japanese sushi and French wine. For dessert they choose German chocolate cake and finish with Brazilian coffee. When the waiter brings them the bill, Goldstein finds he has left his wallet at home. So he takes out his picture of Osho and hands it to the waiter. "What is this?" demands the waiter. "My mastercard," replies Goldstein.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, […]
THE HOLY and UNHOLY PARROTS A lady goes to see her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, 'Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' Isn't that awful?” the woman laments. “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots who talk, and I have taught them to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them […]