Osho Joke - take it really seriously

A Jewish Swami, Swami Anand Goldstein, takes a gorgeous ma out to dinner.

They go to the most expensive restaurant in Poona and feast on Italian spaghetti, Japanese sushi and French wine. For dessert they choose German chocolate cake and finish with Brazilian coffee.

When the waiter brings them the bill, Goldstein finds he has left his wallet at home. So he takes out his picture of Osho and hands it to the waiter.

"What is this?" demands the waiter.

"My mastercard," replies Goldstein.